CV Blunders

From Sideswipe in today's Herald.

Funniest CV blunders:

Candidate included a letter from his mother.

Candidate included family medical history.

Candidate's previous job: "Service for old man to check they are still alive or not."

Candidate wrote: "Time is very valuable and it should be always used to achieve optimum results and I believe it should not be played around with."

Candidate used coloured paper and drew glitter designs around the border.

Candidate wrote: "I am a wedge with a sponge taped to it. My purpose is to wedge myself into someone's door to absorb as much as possible."

Candidate wrote: "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."

Candidate wrote: "I'm a hard worker, etc."

Candidate outlined their language skills as "Speak English and Spinach".

Candidate overdoes it: "I have technical skills that will take your breath away."

Candidate wrote: "28 dog years of experience in sales (four human)."

(Source: jobmob.co.il)