Pick up Lines

From Sideswipe, in the NZ Herald:

Organisers asked churchgoers for chat up lines that they had used, or that had been used on them, in a story about Christian dating workshops. Examples included:
"Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you."
"Is this pew taken?"
"I just don't feel called to celibacy."
"You float my ark."
"I didn't believe in predestination until tonight."
"Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV travel Bible in your pocket?"
"How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?"
"The name is Will. God's Will.'

(source: Telegraph.co.uk)